Why.
Why would anyone ever, ever test that theory?
Because their baby, in her normal Monday routine of falling asleep for the night at 6:30pm was something to be messed with?
Who cares if she was still in her daycare outfit.
Who cares if her pants were probably going to cutoff her tummy circulation all night.
Who cares if her onesie was so drool soaked it was like she was in a wet t-shirt contest.
Well, we cared...and then we paid for it.
The charge? A two hour bedtime routine.
What a rookie mistake.
There were tears, followed by smiles. Shrieks followed by laughs and bright eyes...immediately followed by drooping eyelids and crying. She was on a roller coaster and unfortunately we just had to ride it out.
Now we know.
Don't test the theory. Don't change the baby mid slumber and think you're going to get away with it. And trust when your gut it is saying (undoubtedly in slow motion) noooo....dooooon't touccch herrrr!
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